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want to hear a weird story apparently this guy called my grandma and he was like, “hi grandma its me jeremy!” and she was like, “what you sound different” and he was like, “sorry i have a cold” and then he kept trying to convince her it was me but she didnt believe him so he hung up weird huh

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Good Feeling by Flo Rida is literally the worst song i’ve ever heard like in the beginning when he sings it sounds like someone using an autotune app idk

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windows98 replied to your post: windows98 replied to your photo YO TEXT ME BACK… WOW OK I’LL MESSAGE YOU MY NUMBER jk i got it PUNK’D

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windows98 replied to your photo YO TEXT ME BACK FAGGOT i never got your text!!!

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there’s a band called Youth Lagoon that I really like and I Liked them on facebook a while ago I looked at my Likes recently and Youth Lagoon wasn’t on there anymore. I went to their page and liked it again. Then I went back to my Likes and Youth Lagoon still isn’t there. Then recently this kid on facebook posted a youtube video of one of their songs and I liked it but then I...

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how do you stop being friends with someone

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I just got back from Hot Topic and while I was there I asked one of the employees if she thought the shirt I wanted to get was too “hot-topicy” and she said no and then she got all mad at me and kept mocking me wow i feel bad

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whatafuckinfamilypicture: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration

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Anonymous asked: How was that party last night?

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instagrampa: I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.

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i might go to a party tonight my time 2 shine (because it would be my first party)

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oh my god i found this message i sent this girl on myspace in 5th grade[[MORE]] me: dood! will you pleeze go out wit me/? girl: dudeee….like noooo…i dont even kno u…i`ve like never met u.. me: ino… girl: i fricken dont wanna go out with u!

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